In 1995 we started. We started fast, we got faster. Then... DSL! OMG it was fast. SO FAST. Then it changed. Not the DSL, the internet. Watching movies? Really! I can remember when YouTube buffering was normal! Got to fix this! Find a way. Company XIf starts selling fast internet, with limits? Seriously, we didn't want limits in 1995, why do they think we need them now. Company AT thinks limits are great, so they do it too!!!
Syix has to be Better, stronger, faster.
We want it all!
SPEEDS from 3 to 75 Mb.
WIFI in your house, included
INTRODUCING!!! direct from SYIX, starting low at $49.95
HIGH SPEED INTERNET
Taking reservations today!